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sam carpenter ([personal profile] killer) wrote2024-07-25 04:52 pm

Inbox for [community profile] rubilykskoye.


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[personal profile] galvanist 2025-10-06 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'll believe it when I taste it.

[ Val's communication is typically more three dimensional than the network itself, so Sam may get the sense that he's moving around, the atmosphere briefly darkening as he steps outside. Legs as long as his will mow down the relatively lengthy walk, and he frankly needs a minute to think of a story he can tell that approximately uhh anyone would want to hear. ]

All right. The club I told you about? You know, the one you made me prove my credentials for running. Most nightclubs fail within their first year, but if they make in that long within two they're in the black. When Pandora actually started making the kind of money a person could live on, naturally we threw a party. Where also quite naturally, I had to breakup a seven-way in the bathroom. In a stall.

Before you ask why this the story I'm telling you, while the seven-way formerly known as a bachelorette party is funny, it was still the second best night of my life to that point. That's the important part.