For the record, I’m not more interested in my dick than you, but if someone’s given you the impression genital piercings are for decoration I feel worse for you than Jay-Z does that fellow with the girl problems.

What I am empirically disinterested in is getting my autonomy more fucked than it has been already; if you’re thinking of telling me to get used it, trust me. I am used to it. That in no way means I have to like it.